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Rabiosa, rabiosa, yo soy rabiosa~

salylimon wrote in lolocracy May 06, 2011 22:36

WHO: Ale y Emi
WHEN: May 6th, Friday evening.
WHERE: An empty dance studio. Somewhere.
WHAT: Just some innocent, platonic, and good ol' dance practice between two friends. Really. Really.

( Y yo te quiero amarrado aquí. )

espici espanglish, status: incomplete, mexico's rice and beans, is it hot in here or is it just me, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i'm such a fucking dick magnet, personal bubbles are good for you, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, smooth move rico suave, too much spice, bonding tiemz, awkward bonding, is time to get esexi, i'm lovin' it, this is how we do it in my country, i'm just big boned, awkwardness: i has it, mexico, i'm too sexy for my shirt, ain't nuthin' but a g thang, i'd tap that, dance or die, dat culo, it's not what you think, bringin' sexy back, cuba, this never happened, ust, espicy latino times, i'm responsible i swear, disregard everything, it's all completely innocent here

Your Abbreviated Mirandas

missile_crisis wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 03:10

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

espici espanglish, no llores, status: incomplete, pepperspray: it's hot, my life is fail, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i will cut you, this is novela hour, we're so esexi, allons-y!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, mix-and-match, lesbi-win, meet señor taser, it's time for an intervention, o holy tags, 3 am time is sexy time, isn't that illegal?, my hips don't lie, yuri ftw, detention, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, handcuffs are hotcuffs, u gonna get raped, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is time to get esexi, bitch just got stalked, this is madness, it's super effective!, this shit just got real, lady cop watchin' ju, it's time to nut up or shut up, my job rocks, puto this joto that, is this real life?, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, i don't care what these bitches say, the law is here!, we meet again officer, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, what are personal boundaries?, dat culo, it's a, you're an idiot, oh god get off me, thank god it's friday, cuba, unacceptable! all of this!, ust, stay in school kids, cooperate or i will cut you, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh hell naw, lusting tiger horny dragon, new zealand

No, I don't want to see the backseat of your car.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Aug 16, 2010 21:17

WHO: Roma and Emi
WHEN: August 16th, Monday night
WHERE: Dos Llamas
WHAT: Someone doesn't know the meaning of "personal bubbles." Or understand proper employer-employee etiquette.
Rating: R for Roma's stupidity (and violence against nice cars).

( Now back off before I punch you in the crotch. )

fatality!, the italian rico suave, mexico's rice and beans, badtouching, stop following me, ancient rome, someone's gonna die today, gonna beat your ass, personal bubbles are good for you, this is novela hour, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, fml, what are personal boundaries?, isn't that illegal?, dat culo, status: complete, y u do dis?, bitch you made my girl cry, my job sucks, is that a rocket in your pocket?, drama at the llama

WHY I HATE CHILDREN.

no_llores wrote in lolocracy Aug 05, 2010 21:33

WHO: Martín and Jo.
WHEN: Thursday afternoon. (August 5th)
WHERE: IKEA.
WHAT: DAT. ASS. I mean, hey, look at those Swedish meatballs!

( THEY KICK THE BACK OF SEATS ON AIRPLANES. )

ain't nuthin' but a g thang, status: incomplete, dat culo, argentina, my life is fail, prompt activity thread, south africa